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YOU HAVE 3 MORE DAYS TO DONATE $10 OR AT THE VERY LEAST REBLOG THIS POST!!! LET’S PUSH JILLIAN OVER HER GOAL!!
DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!
I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!
* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2
GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.
Though I don’t like donating money, reblogging or children, I think this is important.
I might as well reblog this again.
2 pitches in, folks. 2 pitches in.
Do they really need to win? They won last year, right? Isn’t it time someone else had a win?
NAOISE, BE CAREFUL.
WOAH! NO NO NO! Perhaps if some team named not the Yankees or Red Sox had been in the World Series, but not the Yankees, not at all.
I feel like such a lazy bastard for not doing anything outside on my days off even though it’s been beautiful weather. So tomorrow, I promise I’m going to go for a hike or something… with the president.
Obama knows that cuffing your jeans like that is no longer cool in Arvada right?
This is pretty damn impressive, if only for the ridiculously short turnaround time.
This is easily the best costume I’ve seen. Fuck greenman, this is the Always Sunny Costume of the year.
“You rear ended my VW with your Honda. You had no insurance, and said you “couldn’t afford this” You asked if we could settle this with sex, then gave me a bj in my backseat in the middle of the day.
I really wish I knew your name! I’ve been thinking about you ever since and I want to fuck you senseless RIGHT NOW
”
GPOYAndYourBrotherLookingBadAssWednesday
Ok so my brother is staring off into space, BUT LOOK AT HOW COOL AND EDGY I LOOK!
(563): even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BRILLIANT
AND
I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND.
Naw… I’m SO for serious.
This is the best Halloween costume idea ever. If I could go back in time I’d go back to Saturday and do this. I would bring my own chair even.
You can’t make a commercial that says “Cheerios is 10% more nutritious than Corn Chex” unless you can back that claim up. You can’t say “More people chose Late Night Doritos in a blind taste test” unless you’ve actually run that blind taste test and more people really chose Late Night Doritos. But you can make a commercial that says “Married gay people will definitely come to your children’s schools and teach them how to have gay sex,” and that commercial can just air as is. Even when the people who made the commercial admit that they pulled that claim out of thin air, and that it is not meant to be taken literally. You can just put that commercial up on TV and scare a tiny sliver of the population out of their homes and into the ballot box, and people’s rights can be taken away.
Truth
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