I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.I edit the #football tag on tumblr and am co-founder of The World's Game
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You can also harass me on twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illexWHY ALWAYS ME?
This is the best thing on the internet today.
“This pepper tastes like babies.”
Really, really excited for The Neighbors.
"If you can’t get a job in 5 days, then just kill yourself" Seems harsh guys.
Chill beach vibes (at The Beachcomber)
I really hate the CGI’d Turtles.
— The entire content of a work email I just got.
Fun with cats
The new Valencia C.F. kits for the 2014/15 season. #allinvalenciacf
I normally only reblog the adidas football tumblr to shit on it (because it mostly sucks), but I can’t today as those two kits are just too nice. Maybe because there isn’t a sponsor? The mesh dots creating the stripes on the white shirt is a nice touch, the orange shirt is nice and bold, and they’re both so clean and simple.