January 2012
The Second Annual Thoughts on the Best Picture...
Because what’s really hot is recycling shit you did a year ago. The Artist- The people who actually want to see a black and white silent film are the same assholes who don’t own a TV and talk about how much better off they are than other people, despite the fact that they have shitty taste in movies. The Descendants- When we were in New York a couple weeks ago there was a copy of...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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The Casual Fan's Guide to the Super Bowl
Hey you, sort of sports fan. Are you unsure who to root for in the Super Bowl because you got too tied up in trying to keep Community and it’s unfunny jokes from going off the air? Or maybe you were hoping that Tim Tebow would make the Super Bowl so you could root for that classic Heisman Trophy and National Championship winning underdog who defied the impossible odds of being picked in the...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 18th
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ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS TO KNOW WHERE THE...
This isn’t a lame attempt at being like “Oh hey it’s my birthday, so wish me happy birthday people on the internet” because I don’t care about my birthday, but I do care about spicy peppers.
Jan 17th
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Jan 10th
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Tracklisting from Jay-Z's next Album The Ivy...
1. Dirt off Your Bib 2. 03 Bert and Ernie 3. Burp all Night 4. Welcome To The Jungle Gym 5. Show Me What You Got In Math Class 6. Never Change (Another Diaper) 7. American Father 8. Parking Lot Ticklin’ 9. Money, Cash, College Funds 10. Can I Get a Babysitter 11. Do You Wanna Ride? (In my PowerWheels) 12. A Million and One Questions for My Daughters Prom Date
Jan 10th
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“Dear Kanyo, Karl Welzein here, aka K-Money, which is my name on the streets....”
– I really hope Kanye gives @DadBoner a shot. (via dagotron) If the bold K Man is in, I’m in too.
Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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2011: A Year in Review
1. Tacos.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 23rd
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ListenRaconte-Moi Une Histoire by M83 I honestly...
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Dec 15th
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Matt Damon movies I'd rather see this weekend
We Bought Six Pounds of Crystal Meth We Bought a 1994 Geo Metro We Bought The Remains of Andy Rooney We Bought Every Copy of Jersey Girl we Could Find to Cheer Ben Affleck up We Bought a Tire Factory We Bought 200 Cats We Bought a Can of Jolt Cola from 1996 We Bought a Hoverboard We Bought Myspace We Bought Two 30 Packs of Keystone and We’re Going to Drink Them All Tonight We...
Dec 15th
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
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Nov 17th
I really can’t tell if ivy league kids are the worst or incredibly hilarious in their sort of naive nerdery.
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