November 2009
My mission for tonight: find a greenman
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This night is strange
And awesome at the same time.
"why are you wearing a red sox hat?"
(SPOILER ALERT: I’m wearing a white sox hat)
This is coming from a girl who is yelling at the TV about the Phillies. I had to explain who the White Sox are.
Reblog if you love Hammerito's love for cats.
rickahh:
hammerito:
scaeriel:
hammerito:
omgitskristin:
(via plasticteacups)
true story.
and he is good looking too, like WTF
WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH GOOD LOOKING GUYS?
DON’T YOU HATE PANTS?
October 2009
I don't wanna jinx it but...
mattgorman:
I had a dream that Iowa beat Florida 2-1 in football. It wasn’t clear what context it was in, but I think it had to be the national championship because I think that’s the only game that allows you to kick an extra point without actually scoring a touchdown.
It’s possible in the CFL for a 2-1 scoreline.
Fucking Canada.
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The biggest problem with getting a buy one get one...
Not eating the second burrito after you finish the first one.
Jean Shorts
The perfect present for any occasion.
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No seriously, help me out here.
vela:
katiepalooza:
yosamanthrax:
He enjoys werewolves, sheepskins, rum, LSD and techno. And football. And meat.
Ask him if he wants to catch a (daytime) football game at a local sports bar. If you watch an afternoon game you don’t get into that “LET’S MAKEOUT!” time frame, and there’s still beer.
Damn, Katie is good.
HOWEVA, Make sure his favorite team isn’t playing if you...
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crbrown3:
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
...
LA Famous by Idle Warship
IT’S STILL A...
theunderground:
Screamin by Idle Warship
This...
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Knocking snow off of a sattelite dish onto...
There is no way this doesn't end badly right? →
I mean Peter King knows that the guy who makes fun of him on a weekly basis works for Deadspin right? This is going to be 10x worse than Joe Baiting in JoeChats. I for one can’t wait.
free snuggies →
I have no idea how legit this is. I’m sure you’ll get added to some email spam lists or something, but hey, free snuggies!
people who bought Rockies playoff tickets?
Did you get a refund from the Rockies for the tickets to the 3rd playoff game that never existed? They said 7-10 days but I haven’t gotten any sort of confirmation email and I don’t want to deal with calling first bank right now.
My Week 7 Column: starring the hantavirus, JFK and... →
(via bobbybigwheel)
Yet another great column from BBW, it’s like MMQ without all the stupid shit.
Someone or something is the Tiki from The Brady...
vela:
I’m having the worst luck. Also? Three people have assumed that I’m 18. Not cool.
Better that than them assuming you’re 30 though.
jbowesmusic:
As much as I hate that the Phillies are going back to the World Series for the second straight year (I hate you, you battery chucking, injury cheering, Santa Claus booing neanderthals), I know how happy I’d be in the same situation.
Oh, and Mike: I’m going to try my best not to unfollow you until the Series is over, but you’d better hope the Yankees win the AL if you want me to...
I had a dream that I had some lucky charms in the...
I was disappointed to wake up and not actually have any lucky charms.
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bluesfan:
illustratedexample:
bluesfan:
I was going to try and come up with something witty in reply, but I can’t. I just can’t concentrate on anything since we WON TODAY. How’d your Champions League match go?
Oh, that’s right…you drew.
Bummer.
Oh I’m sorry, but it’s a little harder to win when you’re playing a league champion in hostile Holland than it is when playing...
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theunderground:
The Distance by...
WHAT? Shepard Fairey is a liar and theif?!? I am... →
and here I was thinking he was a stand up guy who never “apropriated” images from anywhere!
I’m no fan of the AP, but for this jerkoff to come out and say he didn’t use the image, when he clearly did is stupid.
(there are pictures out there of me wearing obey shirts when I was younger, ignore them, I was young and dumb.)
Tortillas are the best kind of food transport...
Nothing doesn’t taste better in some sort of thin bread.
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Philadelphia Assholes
If you’re gonna be dickholes about being on the cusp of going to yet another World Series, could you at least start using “Why Can’t Us?” again. At least that shit was funny.
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Sweet mother of god we're going to the World...
(via hammerito)
This is like that one time Tracy McGrady said it was great to be in the second round when they went up 3-1 on the Pistons and then he never made the second round in the playoffs.
Why do people who hate the views of people like Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh bother paying attention to them when they know they’re just going to get mad about what that person said?
It’s like me popping in the latest Miley Cyrus album and then getting mad when it isn’t to my liking. Stop paying attention to stupid shit and working yourself into anger when you can easily avoid...
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Seriously Pandora?
I’m cool with the Wu-Tang on my “Underground” station, but Cam’Ron? Lil Wayne? I have a station specifically for “mainstream” stuff, it doesn’t need to somehow infiltrate a station with artists that aren’t even closely related in sound. Also, stop playing the same 5-10 tracks from artists who’s music I already own, I know I like that stuff, I...
In reference to someone else's post...
hammerito:
I met him for the first time when I was 9. I was on the field at Veteran’s Stadium the day after he threw a 1-hit shutout. I said, “You pitched a good game yesterday, Curt!”
He said, “Go fuck yourself”, then turned and called security on me.
Well maybe you shouldn’t have been on the field you little 9-year-old asshole.
But yeah he’s a dick and I’ve never even met...
“Accuweather predicts the rain to continue through Sunday. Today’s high of 44°F...”
– YAY FALL
Or should I say, FAIL?
(via twoyellowsequalred)
BUT WHAT DOES JOE BUCK THINK ABOUT THIS WEATHER?
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