February 2010
January 2010
Who's Ready for the Pro Bowl?
All your favorite football players, kinda sorta playing football at half speed!
PORK!
marissaallison:
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marissaallison:
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This might be the best post tumblr has ever created.
Simple and yet to the point. I like it. Classy for a new era.
Everything Adam is doing tonight is the definition of class.
I AM A CLASS ACT! now I must go to bed if I am to wake up in time to watch THE ARSENAL!
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PORK!
avodka-kedavra asked: WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOVE PBR.
Listen man, I know they're cheap and all, but seriously, there are much better tasting beers.
Listen man, I know they're cheap and all, but seriously, there are much better tasting beers.
avodka-kedavra asked: You had PBRs? Are you a hipster? You're ruining my life. I'm not drunk.
Ask questions and shit →
Because I had a LOT of PBR’s and it will probably be funny
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What What Bitches!
crbrown3:
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I’ve got a cholesterol level of 117, and a bunch of other numbers I think are really good from what I googled. I eat like shit though, like I ate 3/4 of a bag of goldfish crackers in about 20 minutes earlier today, so I don’t know why I’m not at risk to fall over and die at any moment. Oh I also put chocolate milk on my cinnamon toast crunch for breakfast today...
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What What Bitches!
I’ve got a cholesterol level of 117, and a bunch of other numbers I think are really good from what I googled. I eat like shit though, like I ate 3/4 of a bag of goldfish crackers in about 20 minutes earlier today, so I don’t know why I’m not at risk to fall over and die at any moment. Oh I also put chocolate milk on my cinnamon toast crunch for breakfast today too. I’m...
I managed to come through that alive...
On the upside I will NEVER become a heroin addict, so there’s that.
I fucking hate needles
Ugh
pocketdonut asked: Most overrated artist ever?
Since I forced myself to stay in →
entertain me while I try not to think about all the hot snow babes I would have seen.
Oh...
The Rza show was a snowboard industry party, so while I do love me some cute snowboard chicks, I’ve got no love for Snow Bro’s so I don’t feel that bad about missing out.
NOOOOOOOOO
I had to turn down a ticket to see RZA tonight at a semi private event because I’ve got to go to the doctor at 8 am tomorrow and I’m not allowed to eat or drink for like 10 hours prior and there is no way I could actually hold to that if I went. BOOOOOO
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staceyjoy asked: Chicks who don't like The Wire are pretty lame, anyway. So it might be a pretty awesome litmus test to weed out the ones who suck.
recognizethereal asked: saying girls are stupid, isn't going to get you anywhere, dear.
be a gent, adam.
c'mon!
be a gent, adam.
c'mon!
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Anonymous asked: Why you don't have a girlfriend is beyond me.
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I've watched over 50 episodes of The Wire in the...
I AM SO AWESOME!
justblame-deactivated20100515-d asked: Nahhhhh, no choco taco for you. However! We should do like a freestyle friday theme... Because at this moment in time it sounds like a great idea. :o Whatchu think?!
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"I didn't want you to be all "Uh, dude this sucks....
-Part of a message from thiswontlastlong
I would just like to clear the air and state that for the record, I’ve never added Yo to the end of a sentence, and I don’t say dude that much. So for anyone out there who also thought I was a Bro, I’m not…for the most part.
luapula asked: So my team lost to United on another injury time goal. What should I take from this, because I've been too ticked off to write anything about it? Also, you don't look like Matt Damon.
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Adam
vela:
It WAS the guy saved as Jeff Dunham!
HAHAHA
Did you have a memory lapse when you were sending out the text and think “Oooh I’ll invite the guy with the hilarious puppets, that’ll be a riot!”
I wish I was annoying enough to girls to have them change my number to the name of bad comedians. Perhaps that should be my goal in 2010.
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pretty sure most of you won't care about this →
But I do. Video from pitchfork about the making of Yeasayer’s new album
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I take everything bad I said about the iPad back
IT HAS A COMPASS! GUYS A COMPASS!!!!! BRB GOING TO THE APPLE STORE TO WAIT IN LINE FOR ONE!
Fuck this photoshop bullshit
mattgorman:
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I’m tired of it not working how it should be.
Thank you to everyone who commented on that picture. I was looking for help on the shadow, I just couldn’t see it. if that makes any sense.
I’ll fix it for you, but only if I get to claim the title of Jefferson County Photoshop Champion.
HELL NO! I already had business cards made up with that as my title.
I...