WHY ALWAYS ME?: Archive

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Bowl related things I'm more excited about...

because fuck the Pro Bowl. Nobody wants to see football played at half speed, have some sort of skills competition. I’d rather watch the MLB All Star game than watch that crap, and that’s saying a lot. 1. Bowl Haircuts 2. Bowling Balls with skulls inside 3. The prize package from the Beef O’Brady Bowl (Mini Beef O’Brady Helmets!) 4. Shopping for bowls at the mall on a...

Jan 27th

Someone’s Second Kiss by RJD2 A little RJD2...

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Thoughts on the best picture nominees by a guy who...

1. Black Swan-Didn’t see it, probably stupid because it’s about the ballet and the ballet is fucking dumb. So are swans. So are movies about girls who are obsessed with the other one so they try and become the other one and kill them. I think that’s what this movie is about and, ugh, such a dumb and unrealistic concept. 2. The Kids Are Alright-Didn’t see it. I have see the...

Jan 26th

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Important things for Coloradoans who like food

(and if you don’t like food, you’re dumb and I hate you) Denver’s city council meets tomorrow to discuss the future of food trucks in Denver. Our elected officials need to hear from you about why you love street food. Here what to do: Send respectful emails telling them about why you love street food (and how good it is for our economy) to Michael Hancock...

Jan 25th

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Ungirthed by Purity Ring Today in strange music...

Jan 25th

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OH FUCK!

I forgot to add True Grit to my thing. Mostly because it’s probably the one movie I haven’t seen that I couldn’t find anything funny about. Plus I already made a Boston joke in there, and nobody wants to read too many of those.

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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HI I AM A FAN OF THE NBA LAKERS. I ALSO REALLY LIKE THE NEW ENGLEND PATRIETS. PLUS THE YANKEESS OF NEW YORK CITY ARE AWESOME AT THE BASEBALLS.

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Welcome to the Jungle, We got Drugs and Gangs!

leeleeleelee: sketchymotels: Welcome to the best guide to sketchy motels across the United States! Love the sketch like the patrons of these motels love PCP? You’ve come to the right place. #cantstopwontstop IMPORTANT TUMBLRS TO FOLLOW

Jan 21st

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Jan 19th

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Root canals are fun!

I’d recommend them to everyone.

Jan 19th

For those of you who don't read Deadspin anymore →

Since the subject of “not reading Deadspin anymore” is “buzzworthy” today, I figured now is a good a time as any to point everyone to the incredible work former NFL player Nate Jackson has been doing occasionally over there. It’s all very good and he doesn’t hold back anything. Definitely a must read.

Jan 19th

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Jan 17th

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super-rad asked: I think the hiring of John Fox is directly related to your Horatio comic, as it rubbed salt in the Jimmy Clausen-shaped wound that every Panthers fan has.

You have brought a curse upon the Broncos

Jan 15th

Jan 14th

super-rad asked: I think the hiring of John Fox is directly related to your Horatio comic, as it rubbed salt in the Jimmy Clausen-shaped wound that every Panthers fan has.

You have brought a curse upon the Broncos

Jan 14th

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