February 2011
Because you care: My thoughts on the best picture...
morninggloria:
illustratedexample:
1. Black Swan-Didn’t see it, probably stupid because it’s about the ballet and the ballet is fucking dumb. So are swans. So are movies about girls who are obsessed with the other one so they try and become the other one and kill them. I think that’s what this movie is about and, ugh, such a dumb and unrealistic concept.
2. The Kids Are Alright-Didn’t see it....
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Also, I bet there are a bunch of dumb 19 year old’s at $40,000 a year colleges in fancy suburbs who think they have some incredible world view and are really in touch with the world because they retweeted something about Egypt last week that are reblogging that map being like “Oh this is so scary, the United States is so insular, THIS COUNTRY IS AWFUL”
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Bacon bits?
Bacon bits?
OH MAN I AM SO FUCKING GOOD AT INTERVIEWS
FUCKING ‘CRUSHED IT’ (via being good at talking about myself)
End of the Night by Smith Westerns
This has to be...
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and another thing
yrfriendliz:
tumblr is blowing up with LCD Soundsystem gifs/pictures/quotes and guys? Where were you all when I posted that I went in October? WHY DIDNT ANYONE THINK I WAS COOL THEN? I mean I knew then that that was going to be their last tour, so I am not sure what happened? Is it because New York got the last show and you all are from NY so until something registers as part of like … a borough...
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People who go to concerts confuse the shit out of...
This doesn’t really fall in the category of RAGEY THINGS THAT ANNOY ME, but it really baffles the hell out of me. I noticed this at the Wavves/Best Coast show the other night, there are people who couldn’t really give a shit less that they’re at concerts. But like why? You’re paying $20-40 to spend a few hours with your ears being blasted by music (plus you’re buying...
THINGS THAT ANNOY ME RIGHT NOW TO FOREVER
1. LOOKING FOR A JOB- I swear to god the only reason that you have to go to college and all that shit is because most people are fucking dipshits and having a a degree and experience in any given field is only protection for when you hire an idiot because then at least he’ll know something about his job. The world is full of stupid people, and not that I’m a fucking genius above...
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Mickey Mouse by Wavves
I’m really not sure...
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“Should totally get why we live in Colorado; bike, board, climb, paddle,...”
– The most bro job posting I’ve come across.
I live in Colorado because my parents lived here when I was born, I don’t really give a shit about being outdoors man, but obviously you guys do which is why I won’t bother applying for your job. I know every Friday I’d get...
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Started off my day by swallowing a whole golden...
As the homie Ice Cube said, “I only do movies now so you’re not gonna get a good rap quote out of me anymore”
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“Please submit a brief resume, in pdf format, along with five (3) sample jpgs of...”
– A job I just applied for, because apparently 3 is the new five. I’m confused as to how many I should send though.
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NFLPA and NFL owners need to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND...
I swear all I heard yesterday was “Well wasn’t the Super Bowl cool but sorry bros, no NFL till 2045” because getting all these rich people together to agree on a deal about how to divide up their BILLIONS of dollars is apparently impossible.
Both sides are being stupid fucking babies right now and acting like the other side is holding them hostage. I tend to side with the...
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srmarymartha:
My secret for successful blogging (EL OH EL):
1. DON’T BE A BLOWHARD.
2. DON’T ABUSE THE BOLD FUNCTION.
3. DON’T LIE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.
4. DON’T ABUSE THE BOLD FUNCTION.
5. DON’T BE A BLOWHARD.
6. On a sharing platform such as tumblr, give credit to others instead of pretending that you didn’t notice someone had already covered that topic or image.
THIS IS ALL REALLY GOOD...
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Super Bowl Weather Costs Texas Motor Speedway...
sbnation:
quoted from Super Bowl Weather Costs Texas Motor Speedway Money, Exposure
Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth was all set to reap the benefits of the Super Bowl being held in nearby Arlington.
Mother Nature had different plans, though. The racetrack is currently covered in two inches of ice, plus another three-to-four inches of fresh snow.
That means a busy three days of track...
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egryan asked: I can always rely on you to make the bro-est comment.
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passthemike asked: Good point. I should delete all my dead hooker posts.
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I just inquired about a craigslist post looking for a product designer to do some contract work. I doubt it’d work anyways mostly because I don’t have access to a lot of tools and what not, but I mostly emailed the guy because I hope he replies that he’s looking for someone to design the next great _____ for him for like $200. So I can laugh.
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