February 2012
I just tried to turn on the soccer game and...
I didn’t realize what I had done for like 5 minutes. This is disturbing.
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“Hi, I am the VP of Skrimp Support for Red Lobster. I can assure you we do take...”
– The internet is jumping behind this unfortunate skrimp situation at Red Lobster with remarkable enthusiasm. (via leeleeleelee) Make sure you mention Happy Skrimpuary to your server, tell ‘em Steve sent you.
Five ways to spice up your internet persona!
So nobody gives a flying fuck about you on the internet anymore. Maybe it’s because you broke up with that really hot guy/girl you were dating that always took you to Paris. Or maybe you graduated college and realized that spending 60 hours a week photoshopping moles off of pictures of models isn’t really that glamorous and holy fuck New York is expensive so I guess it’s ramen...
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“Gosh, this Gawker media site is so terrible, I’m never reading this trash...”
– People in 2012 2011 2010 2009
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