Why Germany Won't Hand The U.S. A Draw
he’s not the only one saying that
After the madness of Sunday’s U.S.-Portugal game, Jürgen Klinsmann was repeatedly asked whether his squad and Germany—both needing only a draw to advance—would settle matters with a handshake deal and noncompetitive match on Thursday. Klinsmann’s response was pitch perfect: “The U.S. is known to give all they have in every single game, otherwise Mexico wouldn’t be here.”
Great article that explains the history leading into tomorrow’s game.
What a dick! So he’s basically saying Mexico is only in the World Cup because of the US. REALLY.
The USMNT scored two goals in stoppage time to knock Panama out of the World Cup and let Mexico in. The US is literally, LITERALLY the only reason Mexico is where they are. You’re welcome Mexico, you still suck.
10:43 pm • 25 June 2014 • 66 notes
Pizza is ready for some World Cup action.
5:01 pm • 16 June 2014 • 14 notes
The always hilarious Zoo With Roy made this ahead of todays USA v Ghana match, and we feel that it’s more than appropriate.
12:47 pm • 16 June 2014 • 104 notes
I’m so good at #WorldCup #brand #synergy
10:34 am • 14 June 2014 • 19 notes
A World Cup Preview
To start off our World Cup coverage , I thought I’d run through how I think the 2014 World Cup will play out. I am a
respected journalist person with an internet connection, so the thoughts contained within this piece are only my thoughts and not the result of some sort of well calculated…
I wrote a World Cup preview. it’s probably wrong, but it is what it is.
10:43 am • 11 June 2014 • 77 notes
"Hey dad, catch these lobsters with your bare hands"
1:39 pm • 10 June 2014 • 13 notes
It’s too hot for Pizza already.
9:10 pm • 7 June 2014 • 14 notes
Favorite scene from Star Trek: Fellowship of the Ring
(Source: iamnedstarksmissinghead, via rototudor)
2:32 pm • 5 June 2014 • 79 notes
“So do you use the internet a lot?”
— A question I was actually just asked
1:12 pm • 5 June 2014 • 20 notes