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jhermann:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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that’s the fastest I’ve seen a non-fandom post get 100,000 notes

This Abercrombie CEO thing is hilarious to me for a number of reasons. 

1. That is a 68 year old man. How much shit has he pumped into his face? 

2. The comment that made the internet go nuts? Wasn’t even made by this guy. It was made by some guy hawking a book about retail, and the guy said he thought that Mike Jefferies thought these things. 

3. The comment that the guy actually made was from 2006. That’s like a fucking dinosaur in internet time. I don’t even remember what I was doing in 2006. 

4. Does anyone seriously actually consider Abercrombie a viable fashion choice anymore? They’ve perpetually sold the exact same clothing for the last 15 years. Cargo pants, cargo shorts, cargo tank tops, cargo flip flops. It is your go to destination for cargo related wares, but I didn’t think people wore cargo related clothing since 2003. If you’re shopping at Abercombie, you probably feel the same way about “fat” and “ugly” people as this dude does, because you’re a douchebag. 

Master P is essentially making home movies about how cool he is, but instead of just setting up a camera in his basement and doing Karate moves, he’s making them into actual movies, because he’s Master P and he’s rich as shit. Also, I need to see Internet Dating so bad. 

Master P is essentially making home movies about how cool he is, but instead of just setting up a camera in his basement and doing Karate moves, he’s making them into actual movies, because he’s Master P and he’s rich as shit. 

Also, I need to see Internet Dating so bad. 

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Punk Rock Bands

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Doing really important things on my LinkedIn page

Doing really important things on my LinkedIn page

Sundaze

Sundaze

Dear everybody,  Can we stop calling everything a grilled cheese? This is a Philly Cheesesteak that’s just not on a sub roll, not a grilled cheese. (Ok sure Philly people will argue that it’s a Philly Cheese steak, but you get the point). A grilled cheese is cheese and bread, maybe some condiments or some meat, that’s it. Everything else is a fucking sandwich. Have a happy friday! 

Dear everybody, 

Can we stop calling everything a grilled cheese? This is a Philly Cheesesteak that’s just not on a sub roll, not a grilled cheese. (Ok sure Philly people will argue that it’s a Philly Cheese steak, but you get the point). A grilled cheese is cheese and bread, maybe some condiments or some meat, that’s it. Everything else is a fucking sandwich.

Have a happy friday! 

The fact that NOBODY on the the internet even attempted to make this joke yet is pretty sad to me. 

The fact that NOBODY on the the internet even attempted to make this joke yet is pretty sad to me.