“People are saying that Sherman is a Standford graduate but lets guess a couple things straight here, you know who else went to college? Hitler. Just because you managed to pose for pictures with the Standford tree for four years without trying to smoke it doesnt mean that your immune from criticism.”
PFTCommenter with the strongest of takes about Richard Sherman
3:22 pm • 20 January 2014 • 13 notes
To be fair, I’d rather find $5 than have any of my (current) local sports teams win a championship. Actually I’d pay some decent money to ensure the Patriots never win another Super Bowl.
4:08 pm • 17 January 2014 • 5,237 notes
“The male removed a large block of cheese from his pocket and told her that he would pay her $20 to rub the swiss cheese on his penis.”
— How big is a large block of cheese, and what sort of pants was he wearing to fit a “large block of cheese” in the pockets. Also, does he really need to pull the cheese out before soliciting his weird fetish, has that ever been a dealbreaker for him?
3:08 pm • 16 January 2014 • 19 notes
Stupid cat that hangs out in trash.
9:34 pm • 11 January 2014 • 25 notes
"Bring something into this house that’s gonna take all the nutrition out of our food and then light our house on fire? Thank God for me."
DAMN YOU SCIENCE OVENS, DAMN YOOOOOOOOU!
10:39 am • 6 January 2014 • 560 notes
Peyton Manning sitting for the remainder of the game after beating Bree’s’ single season passing record by one yard is exactly why I am not a Peyton Manning fan.
"I’d be a bigger Peyton Manning fan if he stayed in the game and got injured while playing in the 4th quarter of a game where the win was basically locked up"
7:27 am • 30 December 2013 • 32 notes
Holy shit, Anderson Silva. UFC is such a blood sport. Gnarly bendy blood sport.
That sucked a lot and I’m super bummed, but you’re gonna watch American football and call out a freak leg injury in MMA as evidence that it’s a blood sport?
I wrote that last night after perusing Twitter and Facebook reactions to Silva’s injury. MMA is certainly not the only sport I would call blood sport. American football, hockey, boxing, MMA… we can keep going and list all the sports with violent aspects that certain audience members get off on. It’s classic cultural relativism. I’m fine with MMA just like I’m fine with fighting in hockey and hitting in football. I know there are fine grains to this, that we could go on and differentiate between the freak injuries and the consequences of acceptable conduct in whatever sport we’re talking about. That was a freak injury, but some people get a thrill out of that stuff in a bloodthirsty way and social media makes it really easy to observe and engage with that.
UFC is pretty much the only sport in the world that at least 50% of the participants are pretty much guaranteed to have some sort of gruesome injury at the end or a face that’s swollen to the size of a watermelon. I don’t think anyone would ever argue that the NFL is a safe sport and lacking in violence, and really the only safe sports that exist in the world are golf, curling, and bowling (watch out for that carpal tunnel though!)
Calling UFC a bloodsport is very accurate, because it’s the only sport you can win solely by shattering someone’s orbital bone.
12:58 pm • 29 December 2013 • 20 notes