My mom has been listening to siriusxmu all day in the car and even grooved along to a few songs. RIP my status as a relevant alt.
Lady calm down, you just got a pizza for five bucks
—New slogan for Little Caesars my brother and I came up with just now.
How are you doing? Welcome to London. I don’t live in London, but I know people who do, like my cousin Jashy. I think Zain lives there, but you’d have to ask him. Which you can do, because you live in London now. Or like, a suburb of London. Whatever, can we hang out? I see you like funny t-shirts as well. I like funny t-shirts. I just said that, sorry, so stupid sometimes. Anyway, can we like hang out? We could play soccer. I’m not really good at soccer, but you could like, teach me how to play. Or we could play fifa, that would be cool. I’m pretty good at fifa, and I think you probably are too. You can even play Arsenal, I’ll let you do that. Oh, you don’t like video games? That’s cool, we can do whatever. Like go out or something. We could go to a bar. I like bars. We could get crunk. I promise not to like, embarrass you or something like that.I’m cool. Not as cool as you or anything, but I think I’m pretty cool. Oh, we could just like, get a coffee or whatever. You can talk about soccer, and I can talk about my blog. I have ablog. This is it pretty much it… its nothing special. So can we hang out or what? I’ll direct message you, and give you my number. i can’t go to London right now because I have no money. Wait, you have money! Can you like, buy me a ticket to london? I’ll buy the first round. Hope you don’t get bud light platinum, that stuff is gross lol. Just kidding, get whatever you want.
I mean I don’t love you like, you know that woudl be weird, I don’t even know you right! LOL. haha, I mean, you know, I just think your cool.
Oh god, ignore that last part please.
This has to be the best thing on the internet since forever.
Bale: Hey man, nice to meet you, I like your murse.
Ronaldo: Thanks! I left you one in your locker as a welcome present.
Bale: Thanks, you’ve got nice hair.
Ronaldo: You too! We have the same hairs but yours are longer!
Bale: AWESOME DUDES!
Ronaldo: AWESOME DUDES!