WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

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A letter to my imaginary boyfriend Dear Cesc, I feel like I can call you Cesc because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a kick. I know I can’t run as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run. Adam

A letter to my imaginary boyfriend

Dear Cesc,

I feel like I can call you Cesc because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a kick. I know I can’t run as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.

Adam

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