katerade:

illustratedexample:

alaskamiller:

illustratedexample:

AmeriCorps, I have no interest in going to shitty ass Sacramento, so stop giving me all sorts of listings up there. If I wanted to move to a farm town, I’d go to Iowa.

whoa, there, buster. sacramento ain’t some hickass farm town; it’s just a shitty town. the americorps programs there are more boring but volunteering is volunteering.

Fair enough. My only experience with Sacramento was missing a turn on the freeway and ending up driving around there for about half an hour or so.

Yeah, IllEx. There’s also crime, and overpriced housing, and asshat Raiders fans. You’re really missing the boat here. (Seriously, get a different assignment if you can. I hear that Compton is lovely this time of year.)

Jeez lady I know, I’d rather be in SoCal anyways. I don’t know what’d be worse though: Raiders fans who would probably cut me if they found out I was a Bronco fan, or douchey Laserface fans.

I haven’t been assigned anywhere yet, I’m still applying.