WHY ALWAYS ME?
Matt Damon movies I’d rather see this weekend

We Bought Six Pounds of Crystal Meth

We Bought a 1994 Geo Metro

We Bought The Remains of Andy Rooney

We Bought Every Copy of Jersey Girl we Could Find to Cheer Ben Affleck up

We Bought a Tire Factory

We Bought 200 Cats

We Bought a Can of Jolt Cola from 1996

We Bought a Hoverboard

We Bought Myspace

We Bought Two 30 Packs of Keystone and We’re Going to Drink Them All Tonight

We Bought All The ExLax Walgreens Had Left

Posted 2 months ago
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  1. whenitstrikesme said: “We Bought The Remains of Andy Rooney”… too funny
  2. rachelsbrain said: I wish I knew you were going to buy a Geo Metro, I would have sold you my old whip for um, two 30 racks of Keystone. And all the copies of Jersey Girl you can find.
  3. yrfriendliz said: i bought myspace. I bought Tom. I didn’t buy Toms though cause, fuck that, you know?
  4. hikergirl said: YOU JUST HATE ANIMALS! (j/k obvs.)
  5. nesbittslimesoda said: Whatever, I want to see the damn zoo movie and I don’t care who knows.
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