WHY ALWAYS ME?

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marklisanti:

Melrose Place is right, you guys. Tuesday is, in fact, the new humpday. You know, for the humping.
[via youngmanhattanite]

Why does that guy have his foot in the pool when he’s fully clothed? is he pulling that girl into the water as a  prank? is he trying to have pool sex with her? why does that apartment complex have such a tiny ass pool? and who’s the shady guy in the leather blazer? who the fuck invited him? is he in on the prank? or is he a rabid pool sex fan?
WE NEED ANSWERS MELROSE PLACE! ANSWERS!

marklisanti:

Melrose Place is right, you guys. Tuesday is, in fact, the new humpday. You know, for the humping.

[via youngmanhattanite]

Why does that guy have his foot in the pool when he’s fully clothed? is he pulling that girl into the water as a  prank? is he trying to have pool sex with her? why does that apartment complex have such a tiny ass pool? and who’s the shady guy in the leather blazer? who the fuck invited him? is he in on the prank? or is he a rabid pool sex fan?

WE NEED ANSWERS MELROSE PLACE! ANSWERS!

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    FTFY - “On Tuesday Night the WB CW is FUCT.”
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    Why does that guy have his foot in the pool when he’s fully clothed?...he pulling that...
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    things going on in this poster, none of them good. Also, way to put the lens flare filter in Photoshop to use.
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