WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

Has your girlfriend been getting on your case about getting engaged soon? Does she love Valentines Day? Are you a deadbeat that spends too much time on the internet and can’t afford to get her diamonds? Get her the next best thing; A Trollgagement Ring!

Has your girlfriend been getting on your case about getting engaged soon? Does she love Valentines Day? Are you a deadbeat that spends too much time on the internet and can’t afford to get her diamonds? Get her the next best thing; A Trollgagement Ring!

  1. albolte said: Every diss begins with Kay. /fails remedial spelling and letters
  2. hikergirl said: I BET THEY DON’T HAVE THESE AT JARED!
  3. matt-t replied:
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