WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

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I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

The other day I found out that James Franco is getting one of his 500 college degrees at RISD, and I got all excited because OMG PERSON FROM MOVIES! So naturally since I have nothing to do all day, I’ve decided that my only goal in life is to become James Franco’s best friend. Here we are pictured hanging out just being bros, witch everyone behind us cheering on how awesome it is that we’re bros. We could also go to the Providence Place Mall, where James would buy me something fun from Hot Topic, and I’d return the favor with a cinnabun. Then we would giggle, OH WE WOULD GIGGLE. After the mall we’d probably do some other things that you don’t really care about because you’ve never been to Providence and you probably never will, so you’d never get any sort of insider jokes about it, and I don’t know any good insider jokes because I’ve only been here for like 5 months, but trust me if I wrote them, you’d be like LOL. So James, if you’re reading this (you probably are) let’s be bros.

The other day I found out that James Franco is getting one of his 500 college degrees at RISD, and I got all excited because OMG PERSON FROM MOVIES! So naturally since I have nothing to do all day, I’ve decided that my only goal in life is to become James Franco’s best friend. Here we are pictured hanging out just being bros, witch everyone behind us cheering on how awesome it is that we’re bros.

We could also go to the Providence Place Mall, where James would buy me something fun from Hot Topic, and I’d return the favor with a cinnabun. Then we would giggle, OH WE WOULD GIGGLE. After the mall we’d probably do some other things that you don’t really care about because you’ve never been to Providence and you probably never will, so you’d never get any sort of insider jokes about it, and I don’t know any good insider jokes because I’ve only been here for like 5 months, but trust me if I wrote them, you’d be like LOL.

So James, if you’re reading this (you probably are) let’s be bros.

  1. bluesfan said: False! I lived in RI, and know ALL about Providence. You guys can go shopping on Thayer St.! Or Waterfire when they start those back up. Or go to a show at Lupo’s. Or…okay I’ll stop, but I’m glad someone else now knows about the wonders of RI.
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  3. yrfriendliz said: pretty much how i imagined the move would turn out.
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