WHY ALWAYS ME?

And the winner for the least attractive thing a woman has said to me in the past six months…

luapula:

sharingtime:

*incredulously* “You don’t listen to Dane Cook?”

If I still bothered trying to meet girls, this would totally be a dealbreaker.

Looks like I’ll never be sleeping with either one of you….

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    It stuns me that people pay money to see Dane Cook live. One stand-up show I regret missing was Dave Chappelle when he...

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    You’re not really a dude?

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