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nbaoffseason: heat-sheet: Just $171,937.53 or more than half of Mickell Gladness’ salary God the internet is so dumb. First of all, the receipt is from May, when Lebron had no reason to be longingly looking into a gold basketball like he wanted to have sweet passionate sex with it. Two, the receipt ISN’T EVEN REAL! Finally, you really think Lebron doesn’t know a club owner in Miami that would comp the team right after they won the title? Like come on. (edit: apparently no club owner loves Lebron enough to give him free booze) Look internet, you’ve been around the block a few times, you know people make all sorts of dumb fake shit all the time at this point, and I can forgive some of the dumb photoshops that people quickly believe, but this is like actual news and stuff that happened. I knew about this and I could give a fuck about basketball. Stop giving stupid kids that know how to poorly use the crop tool power.

nbaoffseason:

heat-sheet:

Just $171,937.53 or more than half of Mickell Gladness’ salary

God the internet is so dumb. First of all, the receipt is from May, when Lebron had no reason to be longingly looking into a gold basketball like he wanted to have sweet passionate sex with it. Two, the receipt ISN’T EVEN REAL! Finally, you really think Lebron doesn’t know a club owner in Miami that would comp the team right after they won the title? Like come on. (edit: apparently no club owner loves Lebron enough to give him free booze)

Look internet, you’ve been around the block a few times, you know people make all sorts of dumb fake shit all the time at this point, and I can forgive some of the dumb photoshops that people quickly believe, but this is like actual news and stuff that happened. I knew about this and I could give a fuck about basketball.

Stop giving stupid kids that know how to poorly use the crop tool power.

(Source: wuchuhurd, via sbnation)

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    Lebrons receipt after winning game 5
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    Just $171,937.53 or more than half of Mickell Gladness’ salary
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    $9 for a glass/bottle of Bud Light? Good lord.
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    Now thats a crazy bar tab
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    Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five … $171,937.53.
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    RIDIC
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    Show money..
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