WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

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This past weekend in Boston there was a lady at lunch who was taking way too many pictures of her food, like a good solid 5 minutes worth of picture taking. Which is just dumb, nobody cares about your stupid food blog. Now you’re probably going to give the food a sub par review because it’s cold and you just spent a bunch of time taking pictures of it. Take a picture and move on with your life. This isn’t fucking Food & Wine magazine and you’re not Ansel Adams. 
My natural response was to decide I’m starting a “condiment and meal accessory lifestyle blog” the first item is these fresh naps. They were good, because they cleaned my fingers after I enjoyed my meal. Five stars, would use again.

This past weekend in Boston there was a lady at lunch who was taking way too many pictures of her food, like a good solid 5 minutes worth of picture taking. Which is just dumb, nobody cares about your stupid food blog. Now you’re probably going to give the food a sub par review because it’s cold and you just spent a bunch of time taking pictures of it. Take a picture and move on with your life. This isn’t fucking Food & Wine magazine and you’re not Ansel Adams.

My natural response was to decide I’m starting a “condiment and meal accessory lifestyle blog” the first item is these fresh naps. They were good, because they cleaned my fingers after I enjoyed my meal. Five stars, would use again.

  1. lipcan3 reblogged this from illustratedexample
  2. njpa said: I was going to start a restaurant seating blog. Figure that’s almost as important as the food.
  3. sharingtime said: damn, those look seriously fresh
  4. gally82 reblogged this from illustratedexample
  5. dysfunctionarian said: Hence why I quit writing my blog.
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