1. Black Swan-Didn’t see it, probably stupid because it’s about the ballet and the ballet is fucking dumb. So are swans. So are movies about girls who are obsessed with the other one so they try and become the other one and kill them. I think that’s what this movie is about and, ugh, such a dumb and unrealistic concept.
2. The Kids Are Alright-Didn’t see it. I have see the movie Kids though, and that was some fucked up shit. They were not alright.
3. 127 Hours-This sounds like the least entertaining movie ever. Like why the fuck do I want to watch James Franco get trapped under a boulder and then cut his arm off? Plus it’s a true story so SPOILER ALERT! we all know he survives.
4. Inception- Fucking dumb. You know what would have been better than that dream inside a dream bullshit? A movie about putting food inside of foods. Imagine if Leonardo DiCaprio went up to the Juno girl and was like “We finally did it, we put a taco inside of a hamburger inside of a pizza. TRIPLE INCEPTION!” That movie would be way better.
5. The Kings Speech- You know what sucks about most movies with the word King in the title? They’re not as bad ass as they should be. There should be a rule that if you use the word King, you have to have the King riding a horse and chopping some heads off while on that horse.
6. The Fighter- AHNATHA FACKIN MOVIE ABOUT THE MIGHTY RED SAWX NATION! THIS FACKIN MOVIE IS BETTAH THAN ALL THOSE OTHA MOVIES NOT ABOUT US. FACKIN MARK WHALBERG IS THA GREATEST ACTAH OF ALL TIME. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
7. Winter’s Bone-This movie sounds like it’d be bad ass. It’s got the word bone in the title, so you’d expect to see a lot of dead bodies or something, but nope, I bet this movie is another dumb one that’s all emotional and shit and stupid 15 year old girls on the internet post quotes from because they think they totally relate to it.
8. The Social Network-I kind of wanted to hate this, just because the premise was so dumb and I hate the type of person Mark Zuckerberg has always been, but I really liked this movie.
9. Toy Story 3-Didn’t see it, but I did see the other two, and it’s probably not as fun as the first one, so by that logic it shouldn’t win.
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matt-t said:
John Madden’s Turduken was the original inception
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mattgorman said:
True Grit? I suppose that’s your pick for winner?
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