WHY ALWAYS ME?

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capitalnewyork:

Katie Couric pushing Barry Diller’s Maserati out of a snowbank in Central Park. “Only in New York.”

You’re right Katie, “Only in New York are there people dumb enough to be able to afford a Maserati and not also own some sort of vehicle that is meant to drive in the snow”
Why are rich people so fucking dumb?

capitalnewyork:

Katie Couric pushing Barry Diller’s Maserati out of a snowbank in Central Park. “Only in New York.”

You’re right Katie, “Only in New York are there people dumb enough to be able to afford a Maserati and not also own some sort of vehicle that is meant to drive in the snow”

Why are rich people so fucking dumb?

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    BAHAHAH ONLY IN NEW YORK
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    What IllEx said. Seriously.
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    You’re right Katie, “Only in New York are there people dumb enough to be able to afford a Maserati and not also own some...
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    He must be fucking retarded if he thought he wasn’t going to get stuck in the snow driving a convertible Maserati.
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