WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

If there’s one thing I know how to do, it’s take something sort of funny, and run it into the ground. 

If there’s one thing I know how to do, it’s take something sort of funny, and run it into the ground. 

  1. mightequinn said: His flock of water bottles. Damn they don’t make ‘em like this anymore/ I ask ‘cause I’m not sure/ Do anybody make real bottles anymore?/ Bow in the presence of hydration ‘Cause right now I’m flying over the nation
  2. unforgettabledetritus said: SUCH RESPONSIBILITY
  3. yrfriendliz said: never change
  4. illustratedexample posted this