WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

An Open Letter to Open Letters,

Where do I begin open letters? Why does nobody ever respond to you? Perhaps if you weren’t so god damn open, people would respond more. Don’t important people know that they need to spend more time on the internet? Why doesn’t Obama spend more time reblogging important open letters instead of doing things like going to sporting events? The president needs to realize how important tumblr is!!!! One day I hope you are given the respect you deserve open letters! But until then keep getting read by no one, and maybe one day if you work harder everyone will read you and instantly you, the mighty open letter will stop cancer, aids, hunger, and mean jerkety jerks! 

Love, 

An open letter

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  2. ro-s-aspa-rks said: An important letter.
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