WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

If you’re going to be a douche and get custom plates, I guess at least you get bonus points for making them funny.

If you’re going to be a douche and get custom plates, I guess at least you get bonus points for making them funny.

  1. supersoygrrrl reblogged this from neutralangel and added:
    - link You can say oh, it’s just from a show it’s ok! But when you can do a simple google search and see the word being...
  2. becky-mi said: I prefer to think there’s a mom bursting with pride about her sons David, Edward, Richard and Paul who has no idea why people love her plate so much but she’s so proud of her boys her heart just swells over it.
  3. dysfunctionarian said: Brilliant.
  4. neutralangel reblogged this from stayinbedgrowyourhair and added:
    Using ableist slurs is not funny. And because the tags will get lost, stayinbed is being sarcastic.
  5. stayinbedgrowyourhair reblogged this from illustratedexample and added:
    cause ‘derp’ is hilarious
  6. leeleeleelee said: Holy shit, did you get Schilling’s autograph?
  7. ro-s-aspa-rks said: Gross. That person is gross.
  8. valerina said: I love vanity plates and the people who purchase them
  9. illustratedexample posted this