WHY ALWAYS ME?

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gregtron: l3fan-o-rama: bestrooftalkever: Really Slate? wyatt broke his arm when he was 2.   on the monkey bars.   he healed in like 3 weeks. we recently took him rock climbing. shut the fuck up. “My child fell on the ground and hurt his knee.  The ground is a menace.  Why is it still around?” I want to challenge Dan Kois to a game of chicken on the monkey bars.

gregtron:

l3fan-o-rama:

bestrooftalkever:

Really Slate?

wyatt broke his arm when he was 2.  

on the monkey bars.  

he healed in like 3 weeks.

we recently took him rock climbing.

shut the fuck up.

“My child fell on the ground and hurt his knee.  The ground is a menace.  Why is it still around?”

I want to challenge Dan Kois to a game of chicken on the monkey bars.

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