WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

Breakfast time.

Breakfast time.

  1. njpa said: The beer guy at my local liquor store has grown so tired of telling me that he neither has any breakfast stout nor knows when he will that he just gives me a pre-emptive head shake when I come in the door.
  2. jbowesmusic said: Jealous. Come to BK soon, or I might just have to intrude on your turf.
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