WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

I flew 1,500 miles home for the weekend to eat a sausage….oh and to see my mom, but mostly sausage.

I flew 1,500 miles home for the weekend to eat a sausage….oh and to see my mom, but mostly sausage.

  1. becky-mi said: Watching me fall repeatedly on the kiddie hill was less fun than sausage, but barely.
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