WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

If anyone is looking for a job in Oregon, this one seems pretty good.

Not listed in the requirements: Must be ok with Phil Knight designing dayglo uniforms for your team. 

Also, “Minimum 5 years’ successful collegiate/professional coaching experience”

Sorry Norv Turner, it looks like you haven’t racked up any successful years just yet. Keep trying buddy. 

  1. thethirdshift reblogged this from illustratedexample and added:
    ability to gladhand whiny, bitchy boosters who complain despite going to BCS bowl games a plus, but not a requirement.
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