WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

significant other or not.. compliment a man today.. they need the love too. you’d be amazed how grateful they are to hear it, and how much it lights them up. men are awesome at receiving compliments.. us ladies can learn how to take one from them :)

—LOL people from high school

  1. aperturebear reblogged this from invincibeard
  2. ideleteme said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
  3. hikergirl said: Your facial hair is divine! (And happy birthday here too)
  4. ungracefulme said: You’re very good at exclamation points!!
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  7. marianniepants said: i like your musk
  8. ro-s-aspa-rks said: You are so wonderful. I love how you so easily explain where to find the extra kitty litter for Keith. It really does make my life easier when I catsit for him. You go, you wonderful MAN.
  9. trackster said: ur nice
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