WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

bestrooftalkever:

Sooooooooo I may have searched to see if David Schwimmer, my favorite actor, had a verified twitter account so I could @him my Greenzo Photoshop, but instead I ended up stumbling into a dangerous hole of a Friends message board. I’m sure it gets worse after this, but I stopped myself from digging deeper after I took this screen shot. March is the month of self control.

I want to know what possesses one to have 3,500 posts on a message board dedicated to a TV show that’s been off the air since who knows how long. I love how this girl is talking about the cast like she’s hung out with them for years.
I’m guessing there are a number of people with restraining orders placed against them by the cast of the show.

bestrooftalkever:

Sooooooooo I may have searched to see if David Schwimmer, my favorite actor, had a verified twitter account so I could @him my Greenzo Photoshop, but instead I ended up stumbling into a dangerous hole of a Friends message board. I’m sure it gets worse after this, but I stopped myself from digging deeper after I took this screen shot. March is the month of self control.

I want to know what possesses one to have 3,500 posts on a message board dedicated to a TV show that’s been off the air since who knows how long. I love how this girl is talking about the cast like she’s hung out with them for years.

I’m guessing there are a number of people with restraining orders placed against them by the cast of the show.