WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

The weather outside is about to get frightful, so you know what that means, well I’m thinking it’s time to get on Pinterest.

—I didn’t know the storm was going to get THAT bad, lady on TV

  1. justbitchesanddrinks said: ONLY WHIMSICAL DECOR AND WEDDING GOWNS CAN SAVE US NOW
  2. imbackintheussr said: all hope is lost :(
  3. illustratedexample posted this