Illustrated Example

Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! … My God, it hurts so bad! … And it’s —...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:53:30 -0700

Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! … My God, it hurts so bad! … And it’s — yes, it’s leaving a red mark. A red mark! … I think that means I’m bleeding internally. … I don’t have much time. … How could that Rangers mercenary do this to me? …. I have a family. … A family of ham sandwiches living in my refrigerator. … Who will eat them…when I am gone? … This is it. The end. … Oh wait, the red mark is going away and it turns out I didn’t feel any pain at all the entire time. … Plus I get to eat those sandwiches when I get home. Double win!…

via Dirty Tackle (there are 3 more there but they’re not nearly as funny)

Dating tips from Kige Ramsey! In case you don’t want to...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:38:38 -0700

Dating tips from Kige Ramsey!

In case you don’t want to watch the video, I’ve typed out his handy tips for you. Print them off so your next date is a winner! Though he is wearing a sexy Titans visor and matching shirt so you might want to watch.

1. No goofy faces-How will she ever know I’m fun loving and silly though?!?
2. Don’t ask the girl to pay for the date-Why not?
3. Ask her to pick you up for the date-I usually tip the bus driver an extra dollar to swing by my dates house, it’s romantic.
4. Do not fall asleep during the date-I can’t even make fun of this one, it makes no sense.
5. Do not use the internet-Like in general? or during the date? “I hope you don’t mind but I brought my laptop with me to the restaurant so I can check up on my fantasy team.”
6. After you get home, do not complain about the date, no matter how good or bad it was-Am I taking my mom on a date or something, how will she know when I get home if I complain?

If only I had these tips before, I might have got me a girlfriend.

matt-t: natface: Nic Cage as John Mayer. I…have so much to...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:25:20 -0700

matt-t:

natface:

Nic Cage as John Mayer.

I…have so much to say, but it would only ruin this moment.

I love the internets

JBowes John Mayer dreams just got a lot stranger.

OMG COMMENTS!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:30:00 -0700

I reinstalled comments (it’s way easier than plugging in the code now so I have no excuse for being that lazy) so all 1 of you who’s ever commented (Clare) can now comment on here. Exciting right!

Deadbeat Summer by Neon Indian (Daytrotter session) I’ve...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:33:40 -0700

Deadbeat Summer by Neon Indian (Daytrotter session)

I’ve been loving the shit out of this recently. Each day it seems I creep closer and closer to becoming a full on hipster. One day soon I’m going to wake up on the floor of some Williamsburg apartment surrounded by PBR cans with a crazy beard and some thick framed glasses on.

I hate myself

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:09:00 -0700

not in an I’m sad and depressed kind of way, other ways though.

Living on the margins

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:31:16 -0700

twoyellowsequalred:

I guess being on the outside of the Cool Kids Klub (I wasn’t going with Kool for obvious reasons) allows me to stay out of the drama.

Hopefully that’s what I want.

I’m so uncool I didn’t even know there was Drama in the LBC, and I’m “internet famous”!!!!

Denver Marijuana Restaurant

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:21:39 -0700

Denver Marijuana Restaurant:

That’s right, it might be 17 degrees out here right now, but your state probably doesn’t have a restaurant where you can combat your munchies and get stoned at the same time. Sadly you must have a medical Marijuana card to go there.

It was either this or another picture of me drunk and looking...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:15:29 -0700

It was either this or another picture of me drunk and looking stupid.

HEAT WAVE!

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:02:28 -0700

HEAT WAVE!

theosballad: In between his chants of WE WANT VICK, Bertrand...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:39:47 -0700

theosballad:

In between his chants of WE WANT VICK, Bertrand found time to call home, check movie showtimes and even order himself a new Eagles #7 jersey from nflshop.com.

(via KSK)

Ruffio here looks like he’s about to get his laser tag on after the game

So apparently this exists

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:52:06 -0700

So apparently this exists:

mattgorman:

I approve so hard.

Hahaha. I went to high school with one of them. She is probably the last person I would have ever expected from my high school to be doing that. Her facebook is also filled with pictures of her in very few clothes (Including one album where I’m 90% sure she’s wearing her underwear on the beach.)

Cure your gay!!!

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:41:05 -0700

Cure your gay!!!:

This is the clip from Maddow last night Mike was talking about. This guy is pretty ridiculous, I don’t understand how you could think you could truly change someone from gay to straight. Thank god Maddow verbally bitch slapped this guy.

For the Chelsea Fans

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:14:45 -0700

For the Chelsea Fans:

Keep wearing those ugly shirts please!

They’ll have to wear them 2 more times almost for sure, and maybe 2 other times!

Boxing Day at Birmingham (can’t wear the white shirts there!)
Feb 10th at Everton
March 6th at Pompey
March 20th at Blackburn (again, no white shirts!)

Carpe Diem by Doomtree I finally got a hold of False Hopes XV....

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:20:46 -0700

Carpe Diem by Doomtree

I finally got a hold of False Hopes XV. It’s good, but it’s a little too short. Seven tracks minus the 1 minute intro. It really feels sort of like a few different tracks the crew had been working on had been thrown together quickly. Not that it’s not good, just that it leaves me wanting a lot more.

This is probably my favorite track on the album, and it’s just a piano and some loops. Not sure what that says.

mattgorman: So I decided to watch some of this Jersey Shore...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:24:58 -0700

mattgorman:

So I decided to watch some of this Jersey Shore show. I don’t even…

Did you see this guys pit stains?!

I don’t know about you brah, but after a long workout and then a trip to the shore to get my drank on and pump my fist, I sweat a little. I still get mad bitchez though so stop hatin’

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:29:05 -0700

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator :

shalon:

tiredofbeingignored:

abearjunkie:

flcuddlebear:

mrbenzadrine:

christmasonthemoon:

vooduude:

“The Sausage Party”

“Juice Box”

“Prince Of Paramus”

Juice Springsteen - come get some.

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Impact

Really?

The Tight End.

The Condition

The Hands Team.

I’d like everyone to please refer to me as that from now on.

WHY IS THE CHELSEA MATCH NOT ON TV?!?!

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:34:03 -0700

bluesfan:

illustratedexample:

bluesfan:

Damn it.

COME ON YOU BLUES (even though I can’t watch you play)!!!

Because you’re playing a team with 3 points and you have nothing to play for. Meanwhile you should be watching Marseille try and knock out Real Madrid instead. (Or Juve v Bayern if you’ve got Setanta)

Pssssssh, who wants to watch Ronaldo prance all over the pitch? I actually had Marseille v. Real Madrid on until Mike gave me a link to watch it online!! :)

Well just to spite you I’m gonna watch the Chelsea match…IN HD! Oh look Didder Drogber!

The thing I don't get about Tiger...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:49:15 -0700

If he wanted to sleep around so much why the hell did he get married? When you’re rich and famous you know you’re going to have no trouble attracting people so why marry someone if you want to bang random people? It’s not an image thing either because look at Derek Jeter, he’s probably had sex with 100’s of gorgeous women and it’s done nothing but help his image.

Plus the quality of women you’re getting it on with goes up. Derek Jeter has sex with Minka Kelly while Tiger sneaks around with sketchy pornstars.

If you want to have random sex, don’t bring someone elses life into it.

You really like my Tumblr posts, huh? Lol, it’s just I hope you actually read them & not...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:01:35 -0700

You really like my Tumblr posts, huh? Lol, it’s just I hope you actually read them & not just click the heart. Because if you do, then that makes me feel good that someone actually takes the time out to do so :) If not, that’s okay too. I appreciate it nonetheless.

I think I know who this is from, but yes I click the heart on a lot of posts, I read almost everything that comes across my dashboard. I also don’t follow very many people because I don’t have the energy to go through 5,000 pictures of LOL cats and shit, and I’d rather not miss quality stuff from cool people.

Eh why not, I’m in a very good mood tonight.