WHY ALWAYS ME?

I used to live in Colorado, but now I live in Providence and post things on the internet sometimes.

Hate mail goes here ill.example@gmail.com or here

You can also harass me on the twitter where I try to make dick jokes and sports jokes and sports dick jokes @illex

I also write about soccer at Avoiding the Drop

I’m sorry I’m not sorry for what I’m about to do to you, internet.

I’m sorry I’m not sorry for what I’m about to do to you, internet.